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Waste Demotivational Poster

MONDAY - is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.

POINTLESS - No sense in wasting a perfectly good flower when I already know he doesn't love me.

TAGS: don t waste the flower love
Rating: 5/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:05 pm
Right you are... and what a fantastic picture!
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:48 pm
Right...you have to take in consideration that sooner or later, the flower will fade...


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?



TAGS: childhood wasted beyblade rip one
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:53 am
LOL! 5L - I think the sit-n-spin killed too many braincells already!


REGRET - Regretting wasted time only adds to it.

TAGS: regret wasted time
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - November 29, 2011, 6:55 am

excellent, would be great at moti-twist

TOXIC WASTE - it doesn't give you superpowers

REASONING - Life is a Waste of Time & Time is a Waste of Life... So Let's All Get Wasted And Have the Time of Our Lives !

TAGS: reasoning life time waste
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Rick69

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2014, 10:17 am
...and I never felt this way before, yes I swear, it's the truth. And I owe it all to youuuuuu.
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 1:05 pm
Raves, what's not to love?

THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-

TAGS: world war wasteland desolation future
Rating: 4.96/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:50 am
then what about WW5? im thinking marionettes


TAGS: kiss waste wet love riot
Rating: 4.71/5

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Greeny - November 24, 2015, 7:11 pm
I could've commented on it back then, but what is a n00b comment worth? Still - 5L's
Rick69 - November 24, 2015, 5:24 pm
Taken aback by you dedication here. Made this 3 months after I joined & you commented on it more than 3 years later. In hindsight, the words are good, the formatting not so much. Plenty of room for improvement.
Greeny - November 23, 2015, 8:03 pm


TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
My last line sounded a bit g**.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my a** kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim R@per - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
What if I'm outside right now?


FOOD FIGHTS - Because it's not like there's starving children anywhere.


TAGS: time limited waste impossible ourselves
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:55 pm

very nice
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 6:23 pm
5L for truth. ... Which reminds me that I need to stop goofing around on motifake and get back to writing.


TAGS: time is precious so waste it wisely
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - April 20, 2015, 8:01 pm
a waste of time could even be a life of toil...
EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2015, 2:17 pm
"Do not squander time, for it is the stuff of which life is made." -Sign outside of Twelve Oaks Mansion.
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:44 pm
Wasted time is never wasted, it is savored! Fun with colors? One of my favorite pastimes! Very successful combination!5L for poster. 5L for color scheme!
Silverheart - April 18, 2015, 9:40 pm
Thank you. I was having fun with colors
Reality Lord - April 18, 2015, 3:57 pm



TAGS: waste life chance
Rating: 4.45/5

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TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm
d***, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


TAGS: awesome waste of time
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - January 7, 2010, 5:26 pm
5 Golden Pounds of Bacon for you Sick!


Childbearing Years -

TAGS: teen wastes childbearing years prime
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ron2 - September 20, 2013, 6:54 am
Excellent... though, the truth in this is way to sobering.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:10 am
Love it! 5L's :)

AMERICA - Where we don't just waste money... We shred it, then sell it.


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by giulio

Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


BRITNEY - She wishes she was like Benjamin Button

TAGS: britney trailor trash benjamin b***on wasted
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by MustyK

EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 2:55 pm
2007: At least the carpet matched the dra**s.
culos - February 7, 2010, 1:48 pm
I don't know, are there any scans around from before she was born?
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:00 am
When do you think she was at her optimum?
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
OMFG Nazi Grammar are comin' to get me!
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
I's hit N° 2, 3, 4, 5, 9 and 13

WINE - how rich people get wasted


SAVE YOUR CHANGE - 3.8 Billion Dollars are thrown out in pennies each year

Illegal Immigrants -

WASTE NOT, WANT NOT... - She Did Not Waste Those 10 Years. Because She Did Not Want A Life.

TAGS: anime waste life
Rating: 2.73/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:34 pm
So, we're doing "look what I found online" again?




TAGS: are a waste of makeup
Rating: 4.68/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:23 pm
wow... sad actually, but none the less understandable, I did quite a few projects about the Egyptians, their beliefs and Gods. and now that you mention it, yes, it was only the men
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 29, 2012, 8:25 pm
And if you go back further in history, back to the ancient Egyptians, the men were the only ones who wore make-up. They were superstitious and believed that make-up protected them from evil spirits.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
Agreed, Personally I think make up was made to look like a *ahem* wh*** to be blatantly honest
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:32 pm
Oh? no personal experience that helps me crank out my posters at the speed of 1 poster a month if I'm lucky?? But either remembering an old tale or personal experience it's still worthy the 5L Pleasure
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 11:57 pm

I have to agree. As far as a 'reason' for the poster: I'd heard the quip and when I saw this beautiful piece of art, I was reminded of it. How could a woman this beautiful ever think she could be improved upon with makeup~~part of the irony~~ Cheers!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:49 pm
M0rd, I concur 100%. Women who use make up all the time or excessively have low self-esteem. A quality man wants a quality woman and NOT a make-up doll.
lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 8:26 pm

Thanks, M0rd!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 25, 2012, 7:20 pm
Personally... ALL days are a utter waste of any kind of make up... a girl looks on her best natural, but this is't a debate... 5L's! I can only imagine the reason for this poster XD



TAGS: hors d oeuvres waste of food
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sidereal - February 3, 2010, 7:37 am
I always thought it meant s**t eggs. every day is a learning experience



TAGS: wisdom marriage life water waste
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - May 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
Bravo 5150ML, very nice.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:58 pm
Pure greatness MLove.
5150monkeylove - May 30, 2013, 3:15 pm
The title was a chore until I thought of the tune. Dead on cloud. I never heard The River.
5150monkeylove - May 30, 2013, 3:14 pm
Thanks, all.
CloudchaserS - May 30, 2013, 11:16 am
The title has me thinking of Wasted Years by Iron Maiden, though the rest of the text is more like The River by Garth Brooks
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 8:37 am
*…there are only five lions available…..so I used two ‘are’s…I can’t type well when I’m awestruck, OK?
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 8:32 am
Man, I look for these. It’s why I cruise the posters every morn and night. Classic. Sadly, there are only five lions are available.
rerun - May 30, 2013, 7:08 am

Now folks, a poster like this is what it is all about.


TAGS: posted pictures wasted time
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 18, 2011, 7:29 pm
Downloading/saving 2100 motifakes to make one - pain in the backside; but I did really think about it
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:44 am

if those were actually all motifakes.....great anyway

SAVINGS - Collected Means are LOst Goals


TAGS: father said calendar wasted life
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - April 2, 2012, 3:39 pm
I may know someone just like that...


TAGS: time waste looking back
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2012, 2:46 pm
Awesome Pic!
spacedog - June 10, 2012, 1:19 pm
Awesome. 5L
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:45 am
nice, deep thinking

MOOOOOOO - That's cow for, "How the f#ck do I manage to type despite double vision and hooves?"

TAGS: moo tribute roast poster man he got wasted
Rating: 4.68/5

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ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 2:32 am
Classic. 5 bovine drunkards.

MOTIFAKE GRAVEYARD - Many a hobby laid to waste in this deviant world of questionable taste

TAGS: wasted talent
Rating: 4.6/5

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Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 7:43 pm
... And you all questioned my Avatar ... Ahahaahahahahahaha.. I'm so alone *sniff*

Squanderers -

TAGS: squandering money investment waste products
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:02 am
Sounds about right, lol.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:02 pm
Translation: "Hey!....Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!......Hey! Hey! Hey!


TAGS: biggest work waste of time
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - February 8, 2010, 4:30 pm
Now there's a quote to quote


TAGS: culos wasted
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - January 18, 2011, 4:35 pm
If you do "claim your humanity" you'll still be a static, just a slightly different one.

WOW - This guy missed the duck just to take a screen shot?

TAGS: waste fo time
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Skarrde

agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:44 am
Shouldn't Nik be doing that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:43 am
Hold a "Mo" down.....too many jokes there.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:42 am
Been better, been worse. But I'll still b**** and moan to whoever will listen. Frickin man's trying to hold a MO down!!!
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:38 am
That's a good thing Mooo+. Builds up your immune system. I'm good MO, how you doing?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:34 am
Ughhhh, We're infected with Spacedog.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:33 am
How you doooin?
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:33 am
'Sup dog?
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:31 am
Ha! Nice throw back to the old days Skarrde. *goes to look for an image of PONG*
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:28 am
Keep up Mooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:27 am
Cinnamon?.....how girly.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:27 am
Slow MO FO!
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:27 am
Where the hell did Random go?
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:26 am
I'm a slow MO.......
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:25 am
Keep up, MO!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:24 am
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:24 am
Old news, moooooo... I now wear eau de churros.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:23 am
Nothing turrible yet! That's turrible! Just turrible! You fools need to dribble da ball more! Hold on. Where's my golf clubs? This is turrible.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:22 am
Aggy smells like Chalupas not bacon......bacon Chalupas?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:22 am
You've entered the dark world of motifake on a friday night....ye be warned.
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 1:21 am
Don't worry, Aggy, we still love you. After all, you smell like bacon! Mmm... Bacon... Excuse me for a moment. *goes and cooks some apple-smoked bacon*
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 1:21 am
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:20 am
And I need some more info on the whole Capt. b***terball. Wassisthis?
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:19 am
Time stamp or GTFO!!!!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:19 am
LMAO, MO!!! They're current pics. I don't do that 5-year stall stuff.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:18 am
I seen pix of Aggy whipping up some passgetti and he didn't look all that b***erballish. At least not way back then....
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:17 am
Great... now I'm too porky for respect. See why I decided to be celibate? Well... everyone else decided that I'd be celibate, but still..... seee?
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:16 am
MO's whiny box aside, I am going to comment often... don't be too defensive.
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 1:15 am
"...carry alot of weight around here." Are you calling Aggy fat? Because that's not a nice thing to say about Captain b***erball, not nice at all!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:15 am
The fact that you caught the technical aspect of this picture is impressive... I liked it. That's rare... and good.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:13 am
d*** it! *see's*
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:12 am
That's first to comment, and he's a moderator. He see it first and has dibs. Not to mention the power to approve of reject it. Not to mention his opinion of how funny and or demotivational ect your posters are....carry alot of weight around here.
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 1:07 am
always the first to post I see?
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 12:50 am


NOW SON... - There are sober kids in India that would give their right arm for what you have left in that glass... Now DRINK!

BEER - It's like sea sick in a bottle...


Waste -