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Waste Demotivational Poster


MONDAY - is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.




BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm, #127021
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm, #126995
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


POINTLESS - No sense in wasting a perfectly good flower when I already know he doesn't love me.


TAGS: don t waste the flower love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:05 pm, #231737
Right you are... and what a fantastic picture!
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:48 pm, #231653
Right...you have to take in consideration that sooner or later, the flower will fade...


HOMEWORK -


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm, #226619
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm, #225840
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am, #225826
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?


ADDICTION -




BEYBLADE -


TAGS: childhood wasted beyblade rip one
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:53 am, #186180
LOL! 5L - I think the sit-n-spin killed too many braincells already!


FACEBOOK -




REGRET - Regretting wasted time only adds to it.


TAGS: regret wasted time
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - November 29, 2011, 6:55 am, #226238

excellent, would be great at moti-twist


TOXIC WASTE - it doesn't give you superpowers




REASONING - Life is a Waste of Time & Time is a Waste of Life... So Let's All Get Wasted And Have the Time of Our Lives !


TAGS: reasoning life time waste
Rating: 4.23/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2014, 10:17 am, #255264
...and I never felt this way before, yes I swear, it's the truth. And I owe it all to youuuuuu.
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 1:05 pm, #227390
Raves, what's not to love?


THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-


TAGS: world war wasteland desolation future
Rating: 4.96/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:50 am, #225496
then what about WW5? im thinking marionettes


KISSES KEPT ARE WASTED -




LIFE -


TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am, #133260
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am, #133259
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am, #133257
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am, #133255
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am, #133253
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am, #133252
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am, #133251
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am, #133250
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am, #133249
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am, #133248
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am, #133247
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am, #133246
My last line sounded a bit g**.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am, #133245
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am, #133244
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am, #133243
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am, #133242
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am, #133241
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am, #133239
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am, #133237
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am, #133235
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am, #133234
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am, #133233
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am, #133232
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my a** kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am, #133231
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am, #133230
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am, #133229
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am, #133228
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am, #133227
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am, #133226
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am, #133225
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am, #133224
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am, #133223
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am, #133222
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am, #133221
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am, #133220
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am, #133219
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am, #133218
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am, #133216
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim R@per - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm, #132246
What if I'm outside right now?


WASTED TIME -




FOOD FIGHTS - Because it's not like there's starving children anywhere.




TIME -


TAGS: time limited waste impossible ourselves
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:55 pm, #237899

very nice
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 6:23 pm, #237862
5L for truth. ... Which reminds me that I need to stop goofing around on motifake and get back to writing.


TIME IS PRECIOUS -


TAGS: time is precious so waste it wisely
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - April 20, 2015, 8:01 pm, #260847
a waste of time could even be a life of toil...
EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2015, 2:17 pm, #260839
"Do not squander time, for it is the stuff of which life is made." -Sign outside of Twelve Oaks Mansion.
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:44 pm, #260830
Wasted time is never wasted, it is savored! Fun with colors? One of my favorite pastimes! Very successful combination!5L for poster. 5L for color scheme!
Silverheart - April 18, 2015, 9:40 pm, #260827
Thank you. I was having fun with colors
Reality Lord - April 18, 2015, 3:57 pm, #260826

nice


CONTINGENCY -


TAGS: waste life chance
Rating: 4.45/5

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DIVORCE -


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm, #92783
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm, #92782
d***, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm, #92771
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am, #92744
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


THE BACON THREAD -


TAGS: awesome waste of time
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - January 7, 2010, 5:26 pm, #150945
5 Golden Pounds of Bacon for you Sick!


BRAIN TRAINING -




Childbearing Years -


TAGS: teen wastes childbearing years prime
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ron2 - September 20, 2013, 6:54 am, #249848
Excellent... though, the truth in this is way to sobering.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:10 am, #249757
Love it! 5L's :)


AMERICA - Where we don't just waste money... We shred it, then sell it.




LIFE -


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by giulio

Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am, #123552
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am, #121613
Great! 5/5


TIME -




BRITNEY - She wishes she was like Benjamin Button


TAGS: britney trailor trash benjamin b***on wasted
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by MustyK

EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 2:55 pm, #241041
2007: At least the carpet matched the dra**s.
culos - February 7, 2010, 1:48 pm, #156543
I don't know, are there any scans around from before she was born?
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:00 am, #156406
When do you think she was at her optimum?
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm, #82244
OMFG Nazi Grammar are comin' to get me!
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm, #82243
I's hit N° 2, 3, 4, 5, 9 and 13


WINE - how rich people get wasted




RUBY SLIPPERS -




SAVE YOUR CHANGE - 3.8 Billion Dollars are thrown out in pennies each year




Illegal Immigrants -




WASTE NOT, WANT NOT... - She Did Not Waste Those 10 Years. Because She Did Not Want A Life.


TAGS: anime waste life
Rating: 2.73/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:34 pm, #157892
So, we're doing "look what I found online" again?


YOUTH -




WASTED -




SOME DAYS -


TAGS: are a waste of makeup
Rating: 4.68/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:23 pm, #232765
wow... sad actually, but none the less understandable, I did quite a few projects about the Egyptians, their beliefs and Gods. and now that you mention it, yes, it was only the men
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 29, 2012, 8:25 pm, #232356
And if you go back further in history, back to the ancient Egyptians, the men were the only ones who wore make-up. They were superstitious and believed that make-up protected them from evil spirits.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:34 pm, #232253
Agreed, Personally I think make up was made to look like a *ahem* wh*** to be blatantly honest
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:32 pm, #232252
Oh? no personal experience that helps me crank out my posters at the speed of 1 poster a month if I'm lucky?? But either remembering an old tale or personal experience it's still worthy the 5L Pleasure
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:04 pm, #232111
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 11:57 pm, #232098

I have to agree. As far as a 'reason' for the poster: I'd heard the quip and when I saw this beautiful piece of art, I was reminded of it. How could a woman this beautiful ever think she could be improved upon with makeup~~part of the irony~~ Cheers!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:49 pm, #232088
M0rd, I concur 100%. Women who use make up all the time or excessively have low self-esteem. A quality man wants a quality woman and NOT a make-up doll.
lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 8:26 pm, #232041

Thanks, M0rd!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 25, 2012, 7:20 pm, #232036
Personally... ALL days are a utter waste of any kind of make up... a girl looks on her best natural, but this is't a debate... 5L's! I can only imagine the reason for this poster XD


CYNICS -




HORS D'OEUVRES -


TAGS: hors d oeuvres waste of food
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sidereal - February 3, 2010, 7:37 am, #155885
I always thought it meant s**t eggs. every day is a learning experience


YOGA -




WASTED YEARS -


TAGS: wisdom marriage life water waste
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - May 30, 2013, 7:49 pm, #246119
Bravo 5150ML, very nice.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:58 pm, #246115
Pure greatness MLove.
5150monkeylove - May 30, 2013, 3:15 pm, #246109
The title was a chore until I thought of the tune. Dead on cloud. I never heard The River.
5150monkeylove - May 30, 2013, 3:14 pm, #246108
Thanks, all.
CloudchaserS - May 30, 2013, 11:16 am, #246106
The title has me thinking of Wasted Years by Iron Maiden, though the rest of the text is more like The River by Garth Brooks
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 8:37 am, #246103
*…there are only five lions available…..so I used two ‘are’s…I can’t type well when I’m awestruck, OK?
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 8:32 am, #246102
Man, I look for these. It’s why I cruise the posters every morn and night. Classic. Sadly, there are only five lions are available.
rerun - May 30, 2013, 7:08 am, #246098

Now folks, a poster like this is what it is all about.


MILESTONE TO NOWHERESVILLE -


TAGS: posted pictures wasted time
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 18, 2011, 7:29 pm, #212679
Downloading/saving 2100 motifakes to make one - pain in the backside; but I did really think about it
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:44 am, #212652

if those were actually all motifakes.....great anyway


SAVINGS - Collected Means are LOst Goals




HE KEPT LOOKING -


TAGS: father said calendar wasted life
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - April 2, 2012, 3:39 pm, #232591
I may know someone just like that...


WASTED TIME -


TAGS: time waste looking back
Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2012, 2:46 pm, #236124
Awesome Pic!
spacedog - June 10, 2012, 1:19 pm, #236121
Awesome. 5L
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:45 am, #236116
nice, deep thinking


MOOOOOOO - That's cow for, "How the f#ck do I manage to type despite double vision and hooves?"


TAGS: moo tribute roast poster man he got wasted
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 2:32 am, #179144
Classic. 5 bovine drunkards.


MOTIFAKE GRAVEYARD - Many a hobby laid to waste in this deviant world of questionable taste


TAGS: wasted talent
Rating: 4.6/5

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Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 7:43 pm, #229145
... And you all questioned my Avatar ... Ahahaahahahahahaha.. I'm so alone *sniff*


Squanderers -


TAGS: squandering money investment waste products
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:02 am, #253421
Sounds about right, lol.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:02 pm, #253410
Translation: "Hey!....Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!......Hey! Hey! Hey!


COMMITTEE -


TAGS: biggest work waste of time
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - February 8, 2010, 4:30 pm, #156771
Now there's a quote to quote


DO NOT READ THIS TEXT -


TAGS: culos wasted
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - January 18, 2011, 4:35 pm, #210208
If you do "claim your humanity" you'll still be a static, just a slightly different one.


WOW - This guy missed the duck just to take a screen shot?


TAGS: waste fo time
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Skarrde

agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:44 am, #144989
Shouldn't Nik be doing that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:43 am, #144988
Hold a "Mo" down.....too many jokes there.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:42 am, #144987
Been better, been worse. But I'll still b**** and moan to whoever will listen. Frickin man's trying to hold a MO down!!!
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:38 am, #144981
That's a good thing Mooo+. Builds up your immune system. I'm good MO, how you doing?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:34 am, #144977
Ughhhh, We're infected with Spacedog.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:33 am, #144976
How you doooin?
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:33 am, #144973
'Sup dog?
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:31 am, #144972
Ha! Nice throw back to the old days Skarrde. *goes to look for an image of PONG*
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:28 am, #144968
Keep up Mooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:27 am, #144967
Cinnamon?.....how girly.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:27 am, #144966
Slow MO FO!
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:27 am, #144965
Where the hell did Random go?
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:26 am, #144963
I'm a slow MO.......
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:25 am, #144962
Keep up, MO!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:24 am, #144961
HAWT!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:24 am, #144960
Old news, moooooo... I now wear eau de churros.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:23 am, #144959
Nothing turrible yet! That's turrible! Just turrible! You fools need to dribble da ball more! Hold on. Where's my golf clubs? This is turrible.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:22 am, #144958
Aggy smells like Chalupas not bacon......bacon Chalupas?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:22 am, #144957
You've entered the dark world of motifake on a friday night....ye be warned.
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 1:21 am, #144956
Don't worry, Aggy, we still love you. After all, you smell like bacon! Mmm... Bacon... Excuse me for a moment. *goes and cooks some apple-smoked bacon*
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 1:21 am, #144955
what...have...I...done...
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:20 am, #144954
And I need some more info on the whole Capt. b***terball. Wassisthis?
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:19 am, #144953
Time stamp or GTFO!!!!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:19 am, #144952
LMAO, MO!!! They're current pics. I don't do that 5-year stall stuff.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:18 am, #144951
I seen pix of Aggy whipping up some passgetti and he didn't look all that b***erballish. At least not way back then....
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:17 am, #144950
Great... now I'm too porky for respect. See why I decided to be celibate? Well... everyone else decided that I'd be celibate, but still..... seee?
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:16 am, #144949
MO's whiny box aside, I am going to comment often... don't be too defensive.
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 1:15 am, #144948
"...carry alot of weight around here." Are you calling Aggy fat? Because that's not a nice thing to say about Captain b***erball, not nice at all!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:15 am, #144947
The fact that you caught the technical aspect of this picture is impressive... I liked it. That's rare... and good.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:13 am, #144946
d*** it! *see's*
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:12 am, #144945
That's first to comment, and he's a moderator. He see it first and has dibs. Not to mention the power to approve of reject it. Not to mention his opinion of how funny and or demotivational ect your posters are....carry alot of weight around here.
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 1:07 am, #144944
always the first to post I see?
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 12:50 am, #144934
LOL!!


GLIBIDO -




NOW SON... - There are sober kids in India that would give their right arm for what you have left in that glass... Now DRINK!




BEER - It's like sea sick in a bottle...




WASTED EGGS -




Waste -




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